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brrrrrr… sus ginoo. wala koi lingaw. kikapoy na ko sige’g duwa ug Freecell, Solitaire ug Battle Realms sa akong pc. pastilan wala dyud koi Ragna. Mau ra sad nga wala wui kai wala koi kwarta ikasustento sa akong bisyo. So kinsai naay installer dira sa Warcraft kanang naay pakapin na dot.A palihug kaluy-i ko, pahulama tawn ko. Maski daghan pa ko’g tanawonon nga anime, tintaL na dyud kau ko muduwa ug dot.A ug tuod ning gawas nasad akong pagka hypokrita kai ning saad dyud ko sauna nga dili dili dili dili DILI DILI dyud ko muduwa ug dot.A. fine fine, kaibalo ko nga pareha ra nah sa akong kisulti na dili ko muduwa ug ragna sauna nya diay toh naadik.. hala murag wala man diay toh nako na post tung akong kisuwat nga buhing testamento sa akong pagka hypokrita na bata. mao toh akong i post dri sunod. basta mao ra guro nih… ooohhhweeeeee~

I have never never never ever tasted a sauce as stupid as Worcestershire Sauce. It’s name is a mouthful, I know, but the taste is plain bland. It’s the most stupid sauce/dip I’ve ever subjected my taste buds to and I curse whoever made this…this…utterly stupid sauce. I mean it doesn’t go well with anything BUT steak. Lea & Perrins, Mama Sita’s, whatever the brand, it’s still the same stupid sauce with the same stupid taste. My mom tried to remind me that Americans love Worcestershire Sauce. Strong emphasis on the word love. I don’t care if Americans love the damn sauce, American cuisine has nothing to brag about, so the cursed sauce suits them well. Hell, the only decent cuisine Americans ever came up with was McDonalds and it ended up dominating the world with its fastfood appeal. And McDonalds doesn’t even use Worcestershire Sauce! Senseless.

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Politicians are stupid. Politician = Worcestershire Sauce. Damn straight! If they impeach the current president, who the hell do they think would they put in that position as a replacement. Do they think the new top Worcestershire Sauce of the country would be far more competent than the current person seated? Perhaps. As long as they are in the good graces of the replacement, giving them support, power, and of course money.

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Are Filipinos really gossipmongrels? I mean, PBB has been such a big hit and what makes people watch the show is that they are intruiged by what people do inside "Kuya’s House". And what do the housemates do? Chismis, chismis and more chismis. Geez. What fun is there watching a bunch of people wash the dishes, chismis, clean the house, chismis and put on make up and chismis more? None. Utterly boring. I wonder how many people actually subcribed to that PBB 24/7 channel. Worcestershire Sauce!!

HE was in charge of the afternoon shift and I’d most likely find him, aloof behind the server, staring intently at the monitor, Typecast’s album constantly playing in the background. Back then, my “Ragnarok Fever” waned, Fenrir account abandoned and was preoccupied with a Softnyx game.

Over Typecast’s heavy riffs, I swear I could hear that mage-class spell-cast sound effect from the server. So it didn’t surprise me to catch a glimpse of Prontera’s cobbled pavement while he switched windows to AccessLog. It was like “whoa” to me! Thus, from that day, I secretly called him my “idol.”

Yeah, he is my idol—he plays RO and is a gamer at that, digs the same music I do, he plays the guitar(!!)—putting him on an uber-leet status in my mind. We never had a real conversation except when I ask “Kuya, out na `ko” and he’d merely point at the screen with a weak smile.

When I actually had the guts to ask him what server he’s on, I was a bit disappointes when he said "Odin." But I thought: I’ve been hearing RO sound effects for months and my Ragnarok Fever had escalated beyond maximum tolerance level. My  Fenrir account now obsolete and all my RO-playing friends are hooked on  the Softnyx game, I guess it ain’t a bad idea to transfer servers expecially when my idol’s in it *sheepish grin*.

With his help, I made my first Odin character, a male(!) super gwapo FS. /swt

After a couple of months, he gave me his female FS account coz he already ditched it for his male wiz account. September 30, 2005, his wiz and my FS got married! After a week, after settling some personal issues, we officially “transcended” our relationship.